so for my health hw, I had to go to the counseling center on campus and ask the receptionist what time it’s open and who’s on staff. this is how our conversation went
me: hey, I need to know who’s on staff for my health homework
her: health homework?
me: yes…for my health class
her: you need to know now?
me:

no, i’d like to know who’s on staff in 10 years